Fueling Up Has Never Been This Easy

Meet The First & Only Gas Caddy That Moves & Pumps Fuel On Its Own.

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Still Hauling Gas Cans Like You’re Living in a Time Before Wheels?

Your back’s killing you. Your hands reek of gas.

Your boat’s ready. The water’s calling.

All you wanna do is get out there and relax.

Instead, you’re stuck hauling heavy, 5-gallon gas cans, spilling fuel, and burning 30 minutes just to fill up.

And if you’re filling up at the marina?
They’re charging you extra for every single drop.

You know it sucks, but you’ve just accepted it.

What if you never had to deal with this again?

Let’s Compare:The Painful Old Way vs. The "Smart Ass" Way

The Painful Old Way

  • Haul Heavy Cans – Carry, lift, and pour 5-gallon jugs like a caveman, multiple trips just to fill up.
  • Messy & Inefficient – Spilled fuel, soaked hands, toxic fumes—and let’s not talk about the wasted gas.
  • Slow & Frustrating – Manually pouring fuel drop by drop, hoping you don’t spill half of it.

The Smart Ass Way:

  • Motorized & Hassle-Free – 750W brushless motor, off-road tires, and disc brakes let you transport fuel with zero effort—even uphill.
  • 50-Gallon Capacity – Holds 10X more fuel than a gas can, meaning fewer trips, less hassle.
  • Lightning-Fast Refueling – 15 gallons per minute pump (faster than most gas stations), gets you back on the water in under 5 minutes.
  • Zero Spills, No Mess – Leak-proof design, auto-shutoff nozzle, DOT-approved tank—no more messy spills.
  • Built Tough, Built in the USA – 4 years of refinement/testing, made with heavy-duty materials, backed by a 1-year warranty.

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is it hard to load into a truck bed?
Not at all. This beast does the heavy lifting for you—just steer, throttle, and brake. No back strain, no hassle. If you can handle a throttle, you’re golden. And yes, there’s a video demo to prove it.

2. Can it handle off-road terrain?
Absolutely! From pavement to rugged trails, the FuelMule powers through. No, it won’t climb stairs or send you flying like a Dukes of Hazzard stunt, but it’ll take fuel places gas cans never could.

3. What fuels can it transport?
Darn near anything:

  • Gasoline (including E10/E15)
  • Diesel & Biodiesel
  • Kerosene
  • AVGAS 100LL & Jet A

A Message From The Founder

Hey there, I’m Jerry Hoffmann, founder of Smart Ass Products, and if you’re anything like me, you’re sick of dealing with the hassle of refueling your boat.

I’ve always been a problem solver. First in IT, then in race car parts, and now in boating—where I found myself lugging heavy gas cans to my dock, wasting time, spilling fuel, and overpaying at the marina.

So, in 2020, I built the first Smart Ass Fuel Mule—the only motorized gas caddy designed to take the pain out of fueling up. After three seasons of testing (and saving over $15,000 on fuel), I knew I had something special.

The Smart Ass Fuel Mule is now ready to revolutionize the way you fuel up. 

This beast is built tough, made in the USA, and designed to make fueling effortless.

Thank you for joining us on this journey...Our mission is to bring smart, innovative solutions to life, making your boating experience more convenient and enjoyable. 

We’re here to make your life easier, one Smart Ass solution at a time.

If you’re still hauling gas cans like it’s the Stone Age, it’s time to upgrade. Try the Smart Ass Fuel Mule and never look back.

Jerry Hoffmann
Founder/CEO, Smart Ass Products